Seventeen-Year-Old "3 a.m. Girl" Is Somehow Articulate, Informed And Likeable!

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This is Casey Knowles of Bonney Lake, Washington, the grown-up girl used in Hillary's famous "It's 3 a.m., are you worried your president might be SNORTING COCAINE??" commercial. Casey is an Obama supporter, and she's been making the publicity rounds to establish that she did not approve Hillary's "fearmongering" message. (Although she has great "respect" for the candidate.) This morning she appeared on the Today show, and if there is one thing we can probs all agree on, it is that Casey is a shining beacon of hope to everyone who might have assumed all seventeen-year-old girls are TMZ-addled airheads for whom existence is merely a vehicle for a lascivious Facebook album. She's so...smart and articulate and like, awesome! (And not "awesome" in the Corey Worthington sense.) Fuck, she probably actually talks like something out of Juno. I suddenly almost believe in the future!


Related '3 a.m. Girl' May Make An Ad For Obama [USA Today]