Since this month Allure contains a feature on facial peels, we thought we provide you with our recipe for a psychic peel. It's simple: read Allure every month. If possible, supplement with other women's magazines. At first, you will feel that not only are there more beauty products in the world than you would have dreamed possible, but that the percentage of them that you actually own is woefully inadequate. But resist! Do not buy Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Capsules! Instead, keep reading. over time, you will begin to feel distaste, even loathing for beauty products. You will feel the dead cells of desire sloughing off your psyche. After a year of religious Allure reading, your brain will be fresh and young and — dare we say it? — dewy, just as it was before you ever heard of primer or exfoliation. Start today — with our version of Allure's September cover, after the jump.