Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, your dark, dank, Vanity Smurf oubliette. This week, Rob Lowe says goodbye to Pawnee, Hugh Jackman has a cocktail, John Stamos talks shit about Rick Springfield and Lena Dunham gets high off fauxsizzurp. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

what do you think of my #SnowAngel bodysuit for the @victoriassecret#VSFashionShow? ❄️❄️❄️

Last scene with The Boys Of Parks And Rec.#FriendsForever

The artRave blew my mind. The variable you can never predict is monsters. You made it all come alive, around the world!

tough girl chanel

Flirting with Internet popularity


Shout out to Immortal Technique & DJ Premier for coming through tonight. Crazy man. Preem told me Ryan and I remind him of Gang Starr... The highest compliment. Amazing night NYC.

Pablo Schreiber (aka Pornstache) & I at the @ClubMonaco flagship NYC #CM5thAve. Gave out a lot of shots last night. Alcohol, not prison violations.

Hopefully she's willing to share. I am.



With @harryjoshhair who convinced me to straighten out my hair to test out his new #harryjoshprotools flat iron �� Com @harryjoshhair que me convenceu a alisar o meu cabelo para testar sua nova chapinha.

Vodka, Grapefruit. 2 Limes. Please!

On my way to @jimmyfallon !

On my way to Out 100!

My new faux winter coat I'm obsessed with from @forever21


That's the new Givenchy shit! By @riccardotisci17 Photographed by @jackwaterlotstudio @dsectionmagazine #NewYork #Givenchy

Fighting with real #gladiator swords in front of the#coliseum in #rome what's better than that??

"Limitation only exist in our minds. But if we learn how to use #imagination, the possibilities of our world become limitless." #Bronx2TheDreamhouse#JLoWorldTourB#JLoRedCarpetB

Getting ready for a #fashionpolice taping! What do you think @johnnystuntz will do with this fro?

Rocking some high hair today thank you @johnnystuntz!

post show no makeup

Another mission accomplished #captive

Yes of course, #flashbackfriday. Me and @justdemi from GH. (ps in my 30 in biz - Rick Springfield -only prick)

@rushzimmerman #foxhole


Haleb is back @Longhaired_child

Oops. Photo cred to the coolest props guy @nikozahlten #5am #zombieslaying


Sweet nothings


My Sister graduated today. She's all clever and that.

feels good to be da godfather!

Back to sitting next to this guy... Oh @SimonCowell... It's 80s night not 80 year old man night!!!

Off for an adventure! ✈️

In the club high off purp

Inmate: 76110065


Comedy writing #themindyproject

Talk about a front row seat. Woody Allen nailing a solo on the clarinet

We shot with the very same rubber frogs as the frogs from the "rain of frogs" sequence in "Magnolia!" Frogs!

#MulletMonday Pre-school class picture #thanksmom

Bored playing with wigzzz