Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Is Actually Sarah Hyland's Mom

Welcome back to the Friday Fun House Vanity Smurf House of Mirrors. What is this? This is celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Happy Easter! Tried to find the Easter bunny but this is the best I could do…#EasterKoala

Bromance Alert: Level Pink

Me in Zaire in 1985 when I was 17 and driving across Sub-Saharan Africa.

So yeah… This what we’re shooting right now. #glee

Honestly kill me today.

#grumpycats

The Man The Myth The Legend The God The Devil The Best Sit In We’ve ever had on #FallonTonight @IAmStevenT

#i❤️nyc et aussi #CHANEL

“What?!! Stop knocking on my trailer door, rehearsal can wait, I’m taking selfies!”#itsimportanttogetyourprioritiesstraight

Live from Staten Island!!!

#Obsessed with my new #TomFordsunglasses! Thank you soooooooo much#LynneDiamenta for always hooking me up you are the best!

this is a photo of an ill exhausted zombie after the show in vegas a few days ago. it’s good to be resting up at home

#TeamElectro this is #HowIBattleVillainswith my superpower. #SpiderMan

When I woke up, puppy was holding my hand. My son is so in touch…#japanesechin #Тёма

He was sticking his tongue out this morning! #japanesechin #Тёма

Me. Zebra pants. Polaroid. Vegan leather cuff. Xo

Blue kisses

@malarianomore #MalariaSUCKS

We decided we were dressed like a strait-laced mom and her rebellious teen daughter. #YouDontUnderstandMeMom!!! #StormsOut #ComeBackHere,YoungLady! @therealsarahhyland

When your mom gives you “the finger”…#donttellmewhattodo @taylorswift

The before : 1st pitch #dodgers

Get me on waxxx #recordstoreday

My first marriage #Days#myfirstWeddingwasontvandiamnotevenakardashian

Nothing on. Nothing. This the way HH likes me best. He crazy that man.

I woke up like dis………. at 4 pm

The best jeans EVER! #disneyvillains

Max and Freddy

The photo that puts the heartbreak in Heartbreak Box! #themindyproject

This is a weird thing to brag about but I did that glorious french braid. #Baller #man #ManBraid #RealMenBraid #isItBrade?#SpellingQuestion #StillBallerTho #WhyIsItFrench??? #ICallItAFreedomBraid #GoUsa

This guy!! @jamesfrancotv @paloaltomovie #paloalto

With the amazingly talented photographer behind my #MostBeautiful @peoplemag pics, @AlexiLubomirskiPhoto. #fbf #photographersthatmakeyoulaughuncontrollably

By @sethrogen… “Me and Zac are attempting to do press. The Germans love our jokes.” #regram#repost#neighborstour

Sorry for all the sexiness I’m serving in my warming clothes between scenes. #CAKE #WhatsUpLadies #NightShoots #SweatpantTuxedo