Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Trip to Brazil Is All Blunts and Bikinis

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. Every Friday, we round up a batch of celebrity Instagrams, so you can see what happens when the stars turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Snoop Dogg smokes so much the fire department has to intervene; John Stamos remembers the crosses of the ’90s, and if you do nothing else today, let Rihanna teach you how to live your life, ehhh ehh ehh.

“I’m the new Jean-Michel, surrounded by Warhol, my whole team ball”. -Picasso JAY x WARHOL

“What more can they say” ♛

Finally, I’ve arrived on Instagram bitches! With my friend and @Cosmopolitan cover girl @ArianaGrande in matching colors at our cover shoot…

#hotlava #bontroyage

Oh No…..I think i ripped my fishnet tights !!

@sagawards #Selfie with award winning #AlfonsoCuarón photo bombed by #SteveMcQueen #Gravity #12YearsASlave

Selfie – this iz me – duh – dun in morocco – love to herzog and nicole Kidman

#tbt to the early days hosting American Juniors with a lesser known @lucyhale

Look Ma, I joined a league. Thanks @Kix1009 &@ TheFalconsAHL For being ridiculously good looking, but also for this.

Pretty @Zooeydeschanel and me at Elle

How are we feeling about the Ralph Lauren Opening Ceremony Gear? I qualified for pairs figure skating, BTW#BladesOfGlory

#24HourMustache #HairTodayGoneTomorrow #ILoveCops #IHeartTheSeventies

got cray w my nailzzzzz �� they r giving me an anxiety attack

Getting work done from bed. Umm… What’s odd about this work day??? Boy he loves his dad.

Fire dept Shut it down !!

Blew it down !!

#OITNB #Selfy #MeetingInTheLadiesRoom #ellewitvdinner last night @samirawiley and @uzoaduba

With the gorgeous and talented @katewalsh at the#ellewitv dinner last night. #NoFilters #IwokeUpLikeThis @oitnb #PrivatePractice #GreysAnatomy

Selfy with the one and only @traceeellisross. Omg.#ellewitv dinner last night. Loving this woman @oitnb #girlfriends #missross #royalty

the return of… #glee

Practically beach weather in NY. Walkin’ to the gym.

Getting my roots done for the #Grammys by the only person I will ever let dye my hair @johnnystuntz!#purplehairdontcare

Photo sessions in the 90’s they didn’t let us wear shirts- crosses good! – shirts no good. They liked crosses.

#work#freezing ❄️⛄️ #trabalho#congelando

It’s official! I’m off my crutches and I’m looking for the perfect pair of heels to wear to the Grammys……….#instagrammy

My lips are almost sealed! I can’t say anything more………………..#itsasecret

JIGGY and @lisavanderpump

#NEONLIGHTSTOUR

Mega makeup on set in Paris with @alimahdaviparis today

Feels

And then there was that time Lorde BEGGED to take a picture w me. You’re welcome Lorde. You’re welcome.

Heat smacking up the lakers! @milest87 @zacefron

Having a chill dinner with the homie @zacefron #soveryawkward

Wildest Moments @jessie_ware PT 4

Merci @gucci The Director Screening in Paris#FridaGiannini#Chandeliers & #ParisNights

#selfies with @ladygaga

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Little known fact: @Zac_Posen‘s wood paneled elevator has both a seat and the perfect lighting. Would you expect anything less?