Selfie Loathing: Mariah Carey Rides the NYC Subway in a Couture Gown

Welcome back! Every Friday, we play America's fastest-growing, par-cheeziest bored game, Selfie Loathing, in which celebrity Instagrams are presented without comment. It is what it is. Enjoy.

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Bring the noiz #NOLA #onset #fridaynightbluelights

Car scenes make me sleeeeepy

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Welcome back. Brian fixed the phone.

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Thank you, Los Angeles, for continuing to embarrass me/delight me.

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Me and the big tall pale homeboy

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A little intense for my age but I can get for my girls and borrow 😜 @kylebyalenetoo #earcuff

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This is the best cure for jet lag I know!

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Fightin' over hoes since 300 BC

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This is ancient stone fist so a fist bump was only appropriate #brah

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Missed my man. So happy to be home

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Getting ready to be Britney Spears for #singyourfaceoff tomorrow on Abc

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Getting my Dolly Boobs put on#singyourfaceoff premieres tomorrow night on Abc

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Karl Lagerfeld #legend

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I decided that what you give is what you're given So I been tryna do it right I been doing like whatever gets me through the night

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dreams

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#locksoflove - for you mom Donate your hair if you can. Thank you to my abc family family for being so supportive. And thank you Kim Ferry. <3 really like the new cut. Shot this self portrait set. Before and after. Might be in the photobook ;) #film#ilfordhp5#leicam6

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Oh Saturday.. What fun are we gonna get into day? #scriptsandwine#bubound

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The 3 Amigos! Me, @AdamPally ,@crashdodger (Zach Knighton) celebrating @CaseyRoseWilson and #DavidCaspewedding! #Congratulations !!!!! Love you guys!

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Dreams.

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She was at the wedding with us in spirit. @oprah

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Me and the legendary Rutger Hauer #iveseenthingsyouveneverdreamedofbefore #goodpeeps #genius #bladerunner

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Thank you for having us at mixx,@borgataAC!! Also learned you have the best chicken soup in the room service game. Xx

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Fred n me. @tumblr

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She smells as good as she looks@whododatlikedat At the @tumblr offices

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UK rooftops w/ @tayjschilling #oitnb #piperchapman #alexvause

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Press with these awesome ladies!@tayjschilling @daniebb3 #london #oitnb #alexvause #piperchapman #taystee

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#oslo #wukongz

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Bathroom selfie #isabelmarant I love these @jbrandjeans

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There's a daisy in my drink ! And @flowerbeauty on my nails #cheers #bluehillfarm

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Miss you monsters. Been writing a lot of poetry. It's so hard to write sometimes, I'm afraid of what I'll read.

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#brooklyn. #prospect. #deuces #bbq #sooverthebs #celebratingmemorial #uonlyliveonce #sooowhatsgood #hashtag #june6

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With my little sister cousins Anusha and Pooja taking their first selfie. Anusha graduates from Harvard Business School and Pooja is a sophomore at Columbia. Smarty cutesters.

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#nipple

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I hate selfies while driving, I look so distracted. #bvlgari#beatit

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Meeting in India - or gas. (TM Meditation)

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#ExactlyWhatTheDoctorOrdered.

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The technical term for this photo: A Palm Springs sun-rise selfie and quite possibly the closest we'll ever get to the classic Green Arrow goatee. About to go running before it's 104 degrees!!

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Happy Memorial Day. SUNS OUT GUNS OUT!!!

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#regram@cecildelevingne @claratherabbit @kegrand @thelovemagazine

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World Music Awards Mayhem #Monaco

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Parkwood

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Glimpses of our joyride on the 1 train #subwayincouture

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