Selfie Loathing: Jason Momoa Goes Tomahawk-Throwing

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Pharrell forgot his hat! Its mine now! #finderskeepers #takeitback #unapologeticbitch

@ethanmoretz best game ever#doubleovertime#lakings !!!

You had me at Aloha

Thank you all for the Birthday Love. It was a blast!

The calm before the storm…

Da fam. Obviously I get my looks from my mother and height

Da godfathers. Throwing hawks with my man Mickey ray

Octavia’s last day on Insurgent!

Feeling lucky #nightshoot #chinashores

Prepping for The Chew!!

lookin like a damn in the mornin @noahcyrus

she so kiewt @noahcyrus #baffroomselfie

Without my make up artist, I look like the Crypt Keeper

Thanks to @clarisshair & @kateydenno, and@soniakharkar this week of interesting and varied panel looks. This is my “where has my husband been all night, I called his office and they said he left work three hours ago” look.

Traveling back in time in @moschino,@fendi_official and @suzannekalan

I had a delicious plum but I’m so unhealthy that @traceywigfield claimed I thought I was eating a meatball

Another 3 bite the dust. #prayforthebellas

#tbt to 96′ when I was a model bride/bridal model.#ifonlyihadanickelforeverytimeivebeenafakebride

#watashiwageisha#geishagram#kyotokawaii

Morning walk on the beach before the kids wake up

Early morning TV…

Long day involving a rash and several blows to the head. Called the doctor and he prescribed this special medicine…

No better place to be…Thank you Joe Francis!!!! #CasaAramara#PuntaMita

You know I had to do the first pitch selfie at the @mariners game yesterday. Threw a flame right down the middle to @miajeremy. (38 mph). But a strike is a strike.

My secret identity. (A fuckin’ weirdo)

There can only be one

Pornstache and Bennett lesbianing together

Purrrrrr. Happy friday the 13th ! Its going to be a long one before we have one again.#mercuryretrograde #maskingitout. #freshface. #iwokeupwithmaskandall.

Baby.

applause

Love u monsters

Almost ready! #worldcup2014#weareone@pitbull @claudialeitte

#whosaidiwasntcoming#JLoAKA#WorldCup2014#WeAreOne@pitbull @claudialeitte

And here we go!! #worldcup2014#weareone

Mom Jacobs insisted we take a selfie.#MomJacobs#MominMonteCarlo

Post TFIOS depression. Why didn’t any of y’all warn me? “The San Andreas Fault In Our Stars” is what it shoulda been called. Incredibly acted. If u need to find me, I’ll be in bed for 3-5 days.

Miss you already x

Throw some D’s on that…… @bangbangnyc @caradelevingne #DDs

Feeling myself with this pretty make up thanks @porschefabulous

Someone got a haircut courtesy of @renatocampora #hair #genius #brigittebardot #60s #fashion #iloveitsomuch

Mornin;)

“Pay attention to meeeeee”

My binge watching obsession is going outta control now….I think I have a new bff in@tayjschilling #OITNB

With the #SuperMensch himself, ShepGordon. #latergram#MauiFilmFestival

To buy this Mother of Dragons T-Shirt go to www.fosterla.spreadshirt.com. All proceeds go to help employment oppurtunitiy for Foster kids in LA. Great cause! #greatcause

ON LINE CLASS with ME! Check it out! http://skl.sh/1ho1eKT

Why does this always happen when I sing? love this track @ournameismagic

Thanks for the laughs turbulence

Family

#naptime – follow @therealwacha!

I heart dress up days 🙂

#hair