Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. What did celebrities do on Instagram this week? I'll tell you what celebrities did on Instagram this week. Actually, scratch that: I'll show you. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
This monkey bear dog thing just woke me up and now I wanna keep it #MindBlown
U guys...the monkey bear dog thing is now dancing on me
Taupe is dope! Thanks @teampolished for another exciting MANicure.
This was my life two days ago when the great Bear Grylls took into to the wild. Oh about that boulder that smacked me. Smh
We out! @1oakLA
Just a shameless Selfie
Winnifred Beach #jamaica
Wheels up on to the next chapter.
#Battlegear in Monchengladbach, Germany!! #LoveLustFaithDreamsTour
It's National Sunglass Day! Tag me and show me your favorite pair of shades!#nationalsunglassday#yeahitsathing
reading WALT WHITMAN with PATTI SMITH!!! This SUNDAY at 7pm in the ROCKAWAYS! Come on down!!!@klausbiesenbach#rockaway1#forttilden
OH NA NA @treysongz
It would take mexico to get me to play on the beach ! I'm so not that girl ! But I work hard , I deserve it right ! Plus, I earned it !
Just my best friend @officialdannytrejo and I x #motorcyclesandmayhem #desertlife #nodamnfilter
Trying to stay cool on the Edmund Pettus Bridge reenacting March to Montgomery ! #HotinSELMA
My dad and I are keeping the party going at the clubhouse with an assist from @SonjatMorgan #WWHL
Sending some love ❤️ it's a beautiful day today
If that's nude.... Than god bless #gucci
takin currr of dem rootz
They sang happy birthday fast 'cause I hate singing happy birthday on principle but now I feel like it's North Korea so maybe I will rethink
Finn is imitating me. I was like this first.#australiansheposer
What's up summer!!! Where are my sunglasses when I need them? Lol
Walking in to testify! Let's make this happen! Elephants, Rhinos and the African people the American People are with you! From Washington with love!
Wake n bake
Our usual hairless cat was charging too much so we got this nightmare stand in #girls
t's just a wig 👸! Looks so real though right?
My hand and @cairothekat
Morning monster world
OMG why that face
Throwback Thursday with @mel_rivers. #tbt #MelissaRivers #joanrivers
Post graduation workout. #i'mdone
Spent the afternoon at www.barenecessities.com headquarters as they shoot my lingerie collection. They launch in July with the largest variety of sizes in stock, including my full-figure bras.
Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants
I stole'd a hat
Met a womble
Me and BFF Abe
Brought my pink pony to the White House to holler @VP Joe Biden.#wheninwashington 💁 p.s. He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes! What a Q-T
Happy 15th anniversary @FlauntMagazine. Proud to be a part of #theselfieissue#flauntmagazine
Why is my fortune subtly trying to tell me it doesn't think I'm talented? #rude
Road Trip With Sid. NY - Cincinnati.
And Eiffel selfie :)
All the world's a stage...
7000 degrees out here
Oh @SofiaVergara that explains so much !
Set of "Jungle Fever"!Me and @NickTurturro in Brooklyn.I think 'don't believe the hype' is blasting in our car.I did my hair,makeup and shopped at Cesar's Bay Bazar for my 80's,Bensonhurst outfit:) @sheltonjlee and I had a blast!
Successfully navigated the Group of Death with spirit togetherness and fight, the only way we know how. Onto the next one now! Enjoy the ride #usmnt #1N1T #belgium #tues
We did it! Round of 16! Thanks for all the support from the fans! Shout out to alexi and Taylor
Friends for life.....#dontbelievethehype @sulleymuntari
A note from your author: The videos seen above are not selfies or from Instagram but they are veryvery important. Thank you.