There's a teeny bit of smooching in the Instagrammy new teaser trailer for The Canyons. Also, Bret Easton Ellis is called "Twitter-obsessed," and Paul Schrader is the "never-nominated director." Then there's Nolan Gerard Funk — or perhaps, more accurately, Nolan Gerard Funk's abs and iliac crest. Fun fact: Funk is the new warbler on Glee.

Questions: Is this what the movie is going to look like? Is this a joke? Is the whole movie a B-movie send up of a B-movie? Meta. Is this good for Lindsay's career? Is this good for anyone's career? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

[Just Jared]