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Screw cleansing. Well, unless it's a Taco Cleanse. And then: YAY CLEANSING!


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I think the fact I knew something like this could only come out of Austin proves I've been a Texan too long. Also, a taco cleanse is pretty much anytime I'd get Taco Bell. "59, 79, 99... WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!?!" Whomp bomba lu bom a whomp bam poop. ;)