Lord Scott Disick, an unsettlingly charming deadbeat who managed to impregnate very well, is dating again in the wake of his split from Kourtney Kardashian, the mother of his children. His choice of mate? Christine Burke, a 20-year-old model who happens to look a LOT like Kourtney’s half sister, Kendall Jenner.
According to an US Weekly source, the pair have been dating for weeks and things have gotten serious enough for Disick to fulfill every 20-year-old woman’s dream by taking Burke to Joe Francis’s vacation home in Punta Mita, Mexico.
Cool, cool. This is all very cool.
Casey Affleck is once again following in his big brother Ben’s footsteps, this time by getting a divorce. Casey and his wife Summer Phoenix (sister of River and Joaquin) have separated after 10 years of marriage. According to a joint statement, the pair—who have two children—“remain very close friends.” [Gossip Cop]
Nikki, I, too, love animals, but I would never put an orphaned baby squirrel on MY MOUTH.
- Kristin Cavallari says couples therapy saved her marriage to Jay Cutler. [US Weekly]
- But can it solve her disagreement with Jason Wahler? [E! News]
- Kim Richards wants back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. [Radar]
- Yolanda Foster is storming off the set of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. [Radar]
- Congrats to Jamie Dornan and Amelia Warner on the birth of their new Fifty Shades of Grey-by. [POPSUGAR]
- Steve-O is claiming he did a bunch of cocaine with Mike Tyson and now I can’t think of any pair I’d want to be around less while on drugs (or ever). [Page Six]
- Michael Douglas: Alive. [Gossip Cop]
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