Sauna Awards Big-Dicked Dudes With VIP Cards

Everyone’s favorite animated news service, NMA TV, reports that an all-male sauna in Taipei is attempting to attract clients with large penises. Men whose members measure over 18 cm (7.1 inches) long or 1.96 inches in girth can enter (heh) for free. According to the report, dudes of this size get VIP cards, and there’s a “Big Bird” party for all the big swinging dicks, during which dudes walk around naked and check each other out. We highly doubt that there was a banana sword fight in the sauna, but that didn’t stop NMA from illustrating one.