Saturday Night Social: This Is What I've Been Waiting For

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that I suck at telling jokes. If a joke is longer than two lines, I am bound to fuck it up. Honestly, it happens all the time—I get caught up in unnecessary embellishments, I'll make it to the penultimate line and then realize that I left out a detail that is absolutely crucial to the punchline. And then it all goes downhill from there. Sorry I suck, world.


Anyway, you guys ever heard the one about the twins Juan and Amal? WELL GOOGLE IT BECAUSE LORD KNOWS I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.

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Lisasaur, Child of Stangle

Any tips on how to sensitively deal with a friend who has anxiety? My best friend has anxiety issues, while I have Spock-like levels of logic, and I find myself getting really frustrated with her when seemingly minor things cause a fuss. For example, we switched which restaurant we were going to one night and it turned into a production because she had to choose a different outfit. She admits she's not being logical but can't help herself.

Any advice? I try to take deep breaths and calm her down by talking her through it, but it's hard on my end because sometimes the things that freak her out seem so ridiculous to me.