Saturday Night Social: Not Another Moment Shall We Trudge This Miserable Earth Without Bejazzled Shoes

Graphic: Other Elton John shoes (Getty)

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

FIRE UP THE HOT GLUE GUN BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO MICHAELS FOR A 50 POUND BAG OF RHINESTONES IMMEDIATELY.

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IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

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Whitney Kimball

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