Sarah Palin's Yearbook Message: 'Hey Jerk-Off, Stay Sober'

Ah, youth! When we were so full of guff, so apt to call someone a “jerk off.” Check out this recently unearthed message, penned in 1981 at Wasilla High School, in which Sarah Palin urged a friend to have a good summer and “stay sober.” Chances are, this was not a missive for fellow Wasilla High student Todd Palin — in that case she’d go with the ridiculously overused poem “2 cool 2 be 4 gotten.” There’s more celeb yearbook stuff at Snakkle.

Images via Seth Poppel/Yearbook Library