PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 07: Jordi Constans, CEO of Louis Vuitton, Sarah Jessica Parker and Yves Carcelle attend the Louis Vuitton Ready-To-Wear Fall/Winter 2012 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Cour Carree du Louvre on March 7, 2012 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
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