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Ryan Gosling Plays With Adorable Animals In Continued Effort To Fuck With Us

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If you thought Ryan Gosling's video of a Congolese girl dancing was the culmination of his campaign to reduce all of womankind to quivering balls of squee, you thought wrong. Today the Cincinnati Zoo posted an entire gallery of Ryan frolicking with zoo animals. Brace yourselves.

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Clearly zoo officials only invited Gosling and Evan Rachel Wood, who are filming a movie together, to take a private tour as part of a ploy to get free publicity — not that we hold it against them. If we though Ryan had any interest in watching us type, we'd do the exact same thing.

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Here's Ryan with Charlie the African penguin.

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Ryan and Evan with Moe the sloth.

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Another sloth shot.

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Ryan with Mai Thai the Asian elephant and elephant manager Cecil Jackson Jr.

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Ryan with an Okapi.

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Ryan feeding Nikki the Indian Rhino.

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Ryan, Evan, and some other ladies with the Asian elephants.

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A violet turaco flying to Ryan.

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Ryan with Caroline the porcupine.

Ryan Gosling & Evan Rachel Wood At The Cincinnati Zoo [Facebook]

Earlier: Okay, Now Ryan Gosling Is Just Fucking With Us

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pearlsandcupcakes
pearlsandcupcakes

Re: the adorable rhino pic.

My fiancé works at a zoo, and when he went to meet with people pre-us moving to our current city, I got to pet a rhino. It was pretty much the coolest moment of my life.

I had no idea, but they're really into people scratching their noses and make the most adorable squeeky noises. I have included a video for your viewing pleasure.