OK, someone who really really loves Ryan Gosling, can you explain to me your love? He's a cute guy, great voice, some fun roles, hilarious Mickey Mouse Club past, I get all that, but I just can't go loco for him like some of the ladies. Which, fair, different stroked, but I need it explained to me, this popularity of his. Was he just in the right place at the right time, a vortex of Tumblr and memes, that captured his essence and forever merged it with the internet? Is that it?

Now, Conan. That I don't need explained. YOWZA!