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Russell Brand Is Long In The Tooth

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[Los Angeles, November 18. Image via x17]


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So, first I looked at his teeth. Then my eyes went to his neck jewelry, and I momentarily thought, "But that's not a tooth; it's a claw." Then my mind sped back in time to Revenge of the Nerds, and the character of Booger. "What the fuck is a 'robster craw?'"

This is why I can't get anything done today. Sigh.