As if you hadn't yet heard enough about Roy Den Hollander, the lawyer suing Columbia University over its women's studies program and various New York drinking establishments for having ladies nights and the federal government for daring to allow abused foreign wives to stay in this country (that's right — his young Russian wife got her green card because the federal government agreed he was abusing her), he's back mouthing off about the kind of pussy he prefers. You know you want to read more of Roy Den's brilliant insights into feminism and only kind of cooter that can ring his (rather small) bell.
"The long-range goal of my law suits is that I am, in my own small way, trying to give all those feminists equality - not the equality of all the best in life, but the equality of the worst in life. "Make them register for the draft, make them go to war and die, make them work in the worst occupations," he said. "They do not want equality. They want preferential treatment. It's just the same old pedastal. they say, 'I am a female. I want to be the CEO of a company.' I want to be on a pedestal."
Actually, asshole, women are going to war and dying, not that you ever have.
"Now all I am looking for is superficial temporary escapades with pretty young ladies," he said. "It's harder than it was when I was younger. I only go after girls who are in their athletic prime. But it's okay."
I actually feel like it's a bit of a credit to our gender that Roy Den Hollander has trouble getting laid in New York, but even someone as lame as this can probably save up his money. Anyway, just for your reading pleasure, Rick-not-Roy e-mailed us a prescient criticism of my earlier piece that I thought was also worth sharing.
Hi, I read the article written about Roy Den Hollander and came to the conclusion that you are a bitter woman. Grow the fuck up! It never surprises me that women claim to be champions of equality, get pissed when someone exposes their hypocrisy . You call this guy creepy, but ignore his story. You mock him and his tragedy because someone is finally telling feminist jerks to practice what they preach. The woman who married him was able to use Violence Against Women Act (Unconstitutional) to clean him out. There is no evidence of domestic abuse or any plausible reason for her to divorce him other than her gold digging ways. Why don't you write about that? I guess the truth hurts. Additionally, you love to paint guys like Roy as toxic, misogynistic or over [sic] to fuck women half his age (are you in the fucking stone age). What has his dating habits to do with exposing female assholes who want unfair elitist rights? Your vile remarks show how fucking stupid you are. The comments about your father show another example of your bitter attitude. Speak for your self, you are the jerk! He never mentioned women to be inferior or second class (that's your assumption). Women who feel threatened by Roy's lawsuits show how weak they are. Once again, grow the fuck up and pull your head out of your rectum! Rick
Me and my elitist ways, trying to keep Roy Den Hollander from getting the younger pussy he tells everyone he wants and so obviously deserves so that womankind can make up for the "tragedy" of his younger, Russian wife reporting his abuse of her to authorities and thereby being allowed to stay in this country. What a fucked-up, unconstitutional law, making sure that victims of domestic violence don't have to risk deportation by reporting to authorities that they're being abused. And how dare I think myself any man's better. Gosh, I'll probably try harder next time. Lawyer Roy Den Hollander Plans 'Jihad' Against University Feminism [The Times of London]