Rosie O'Donnell just got the first copy of her book Celebrity Detox only to discover that her publisher effed up big time on the book jacket bio. It reads: "When Rosie O'Donnell's mother was diagnosed with cancer in 1968, ten year old Rosie thought fame could cure her." Rosie responds on her blog (in her weird haiku-esque way):

"i was born in 1962

my mother was diagnosed in 1973

WTF !!!!!!!!!!

this book has been more of a pain in the ass

than it was worth"

[Rosie via ONTD]