Rita, No!

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Though we will probably never know for certain who the now infamous “Becky with the good hair” is (is it Rita? Rachel? Someone entirely unexpected, like Geena Davis?), Rita Ora has decided to do her best to make us all think it’s her.


After the internet discovered a photo of Ora in a lemon-covered bra and a “J” necklace, the singer appeared on the streets of Los Angeles in the exact same Gucci dress Beyoncé wears in the “Formation” video. And this time, her necklace is an “R.”

It’s a bad look, whether Jay Z (who, let me remind you, is the primary villain in this narrative) cheated on Beyoncé with her or not.

Oh, who am I kidding? I love this so much. Keep it up, “Becky”! Your hair looks great!

[Daily Mail]

ABC personally apologized to Kelly Ripa for keeping her in the dark over Michael Strahan’s upcoming departure from Live! for GMA. E! News reports the apology “was conveyed by Ben Sherwood, the president of the Disney-ABC Television Group, and his leadership team, including ABC stations president Rebecca Campbell and ABC News president James Goldston.”

They “expressed regret for the way Kelly was told the news.”

Ripa returned to Live! Tuesday morning after taking a long weekend away to celebrate her 20th anniversary.


[E! News]

Here’s a cute lil vid of Nori and Kim.


  • Do Michael and Kelly hate each other? Maybe. [TMZ]
  • An “expert” is claiming Angelina Jolie weighs 79 pounds based on a single photo. [Radar Online]
  • JK Rowling ate dinner with the Obamas last night. Guess that’s why they canceled on me! [Celebitchy]
  • Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon probably divorced because they have too much in common. [ONTD]
  • What is this. Who are they. Why is this happening. [Us Weekly]
  • Kaley Cuoco is so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happier than ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Us Weekly]

Images via Splash News / screengrab.

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man


I am sooooooo tired of these Angelina is too skinny rumours. Its like the ONLY two things the tabloids ever write about her is the status of her marriage (obviously shes getting divorced any day now) and her weight.

Is there literally NOTHING else?? Arent they awfully bored themselves? If I was an evil tabloid mastermind that was making shit up anyways, Id let my creativity flow. Like make up a story about her single handedly saving baby gorillas in the Congo, punching Vladimir Putin in the face (lets face it we all want to), or even that she’s a goddamn extraterrestrial. ANYTHING else at this point. No? Too much to ask?