Rita Jeptoo of Kenya just won her third Boston Marathon with a blazing time of 2:18:57. Each of the top four women's finishers broke the course's previous record today. The top finishing American, Shalane Flanagan, broke her personal best and came in 6th after leading for the first 20 miles of the race. Meanwhile, I'm not wearing pants.
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I'm going to stand firm on my stance on only running if someone is chasing me.
That being said, I really do admire and think these people are crazy to run that far willingly.