- Rihanna‘s maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn’t that dude bad news bears? He’s been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
- So you know how Lindsay Lohan has a new Maserati? It’s already been in a minor car accident. LL wasn’t driving — her assistant hit a Subaru in front of them. [Just Jared]
- Is Angelina Jolie on a “crazy” diet called liquid detox? [The Sun]
- WTF: Nadya Suleman has fired the nurse-nannies from Angels in Waiting! She felt she was being judged or something? How the heck is she going to take care of 14 kids by herself? Seriously? [E!]
- Did Jennifer Aniston dump John Mayer over his Twitter obsession? [Daily Mail]
- This one time, Mary-Kate Olsen was driven off the road by the paparazi. “It was never written about,”she says. [Just Jared]
- Designer Rachel Roy has filed for divorce from hip-hop mogul Damon Dash. He co-founded Rocawear but has since been struggling with debt and bad business deals; she has her own line of women’s clothing. They have two kids. This should be interesting. [NY Daily News]
- Jesus Luz says he did not cheat on Madonna with some random woman in Brazil: “The press created this story.” Welcome to fame! [The Sun]
- Uh-oh: “Madonna‘s fling with Jesus Luz and her rumored hookup with A-rod may foil adoption plans.” An official from Malawi’s Ministry of Child Welfare says: “Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes.” [NY Daily News]
- Um, this report claims that Jesus wants to adopt a kid with Madonna. Grain of salt. [ONTD]
- Angelina Jolie’s mother owes $60,000 in back taxes, despite having passed away in 2007. How do you fix that? [TMZ]
- Diablo Cody and her homies all wear matching necklaces which read “Fuck My Face.” Heart-warming! [NY Mag]
- Here is a photograph of Amy Winehouse climbing over a spiked fence and being compared to Sideshow Bob. [Daily Mail]
- Lindsay Lohan’s former roommate and Tila Tequila’s ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel has checked into rehab. [Page Six]
- Someone blogging as Leighton Meester but decidedly not Leighton Meester likes poetry, goes to a shrink and complains about the paparazzi. [NY Observer]
- Nicole Richie channels Lady Gaga in her pix for BlackBook. [Just Jared]
- Cindy Crawford is naked in the April issue of Allure, with some strategically placed soap bubbles. [The Superficial]
- Jessica “Slimpson”‘s body “has now fully returned to its former glory” so you can all relax. [The Sun]
- Geri Halliwell is on a “man-ban.” [The Star]
- Another day, another story about Hugh Grant making out with two women at the same time. In public. [Page Six]
- Kim Kardashian couldn’t pronounce “philanthropic” at a charity event, and people laughed at her. Tragic! [Gatecrasher]
- Is Fergie heading to Washington to play a private concert for Sasha and Malia Obama? Is this why she is brunette now? Will she teach them to spell duchess with a T? [Gatecrasher]
- Coldplay’s Chris Martin met kiddie band The Wiggles, got super psyched and them covered their song, “Fruit Salad.” So punk rock. [The Sun]
- Chris Martin can’t get Michael Jackson tickets! [Mirror]
- Maybe Chris Martin should bid on this Michael Jackson stuff up for auction? A Swarovski crystal-encrusted white glove could go for a mere $15,000. [NY Daily News]
- Speaking of Michael Jackson, he’s invited the stars of Harry Potter to be All-Access guests opening night of his sold-out UK shows. Naturally. [The Sun]
- Anne Hathaway will play Judy Garland in an upcoming film and theater productions of Get Happy: The Life Of Judy Garland. Question is: Will she sing or lip sync? [E!]
- People. For the last time. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are not a couple in real life. Quit asking. Sheesh. [E!]
- But hey! Meet the New Moon wolf pack! Cute teenage Native American actors! [Socialite Life]
- Amanda Seyfried has pulled out of Zack Snyder‘s film Sucker Punch — described as Alice in Wonderland with machine guns — due to scheduling conflicts. Who should play Baby Doll, the girl in a mental institution in this big-budget action flick? [ONTD via Slashfilm via EW]
- “Syfy” is not a new kind of hip hop from the West coast but what the Sci-Fi Channel is calling itself now. It’s also Polish slang for syphilis, so people aren’t kidding when they say, “Sick name.” [Jossip]
- Denise Richards went to see Charlie Sheen‘s new twins: “They’re amazing.” Isn’t it nice when everyone gets along? [ET]
- Ooh, recession humor: Amanda Bynes has just signed to an ABC pilot called Canned, a show about a group of friends who are all fired on the same day. [ET]
- Kiefer Sutherland has signed on to play Jack Bauer for an eight season of 24. [Mirror]
- Anna Faris is on the new cover of Self magazine; cover also shills “1 minute abs.” Huh? [Just Jared]
- Chelsea Handler‘s last night show has been extended through 2012. Bring back Russell Brand! [Reuters]
- Oh no: Problems with NBC’s Parks & Recreation? Test audiences found it “unoriginal” and “too slow.” [Deadline Hollywood]
- Kenny Rogers music helps stroke victims. [Wired]
- This article about Angela Lansbury contains the following sentence: “Ms. Lansbury, who describes herself as a homebody and a working actress, is described by pretty much everyone else as a ‘living legend,’ a phrase that makes her want to vomit ‘a little,’ she conceded.” [WSJ]
- Blind item! “Which TV heartthrob had to wait until a young starlet’s mom walked away before he could hit on her at a party?” [Gatecrasher]
- “This movie was never meant to be the end of Hannah Montana. The thing is, a lot of people put where the show’s future lays in my hands — and it’s not up to me. It’s up to Disney and whether they want more episodes, and we hope that they do.” — Miley Cyrus. [Yahoo via Billboard]
- “I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I … secretly felt that men who were married admired me, like I was the last of the real gunslingers.” — David Letterman. [People]
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