We all have that friend who goes back to her ex despite the fact that it was a completely toxic relationship, and right now, it seems like Rihanna is that pal. Rumor has it she's secretly been hooking up with Chris Brown — for over a year. Awful feelings stir in the pit of the stomach when you read this quote from a music industry source: "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well." [Us]
On a much lighter note: Meet Ziggy! This adorable pup is the gift Miley Cyrus gave boyfriend Liam Hemsworth for his birthday. [E!]
After the pink wig, public breakdowns and general messiness, it's great to see Britney Spears doing well, and news that she's planning a late summer wedding puts a smile on our faces. The ceremony will be "very intimate" with only family and friends," and will probably be in a tropical location. Her kids will be ring bearers! The whole thing sounds sweet and adorable. Must be getting soft in my old age. [Radar]
Sad-face inducing headline of the day: "Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Living 'Sad' Separate Lives." Sniffle. [People]
Tim Tebow waltzing in a tux? Karina Smirnoff hopes so: "All I want for my birthday is for Tim Tebow to dance on Dancing with the Stars… He can run, jump, pass, throw touchdowns… All [that] is missing is to see if he has the dance skills. That would make him an all around athlete and someone that I would love to dance with on the show." [People]
- This story is about Adele partying with her new beau in London, but the picture at the link is notable because the singer is holding her little dachshund, who is wearing a parka. Doggie coat! [People]
- Heather Locklear had a huge fight with her ex-fiancé Jack Wagner before she was rushed to the hospital last week, and apparently there was an assault: She punched him. Exciting on Melrose Place, not cool IRL. [Radar]
- More violence: Andy Dick allegedly beat up a tourist in Hollywood. [TMZ]
- Professional lip-licker LL Cool J has been asked to host the Grammy Awards. He's actually the first host in seven years — the show has recently just had presenters and not a host. [People]
- Some dude believes that Lindsay Lohan is a hooker… and is suing her. [TMZ]
- Good news: Sinead O'Connor is heading to the hospital to be treated for depression. Be well! [OMG!]
- Glee spoiler: Rachel Berry's gay dads have been revealed. Awesome casting! [TV Line]
- "We'd sort of had a little bit of an argument and she was leaving... and my make-up artist had given me... for Easter — I don't know why — this enormous penis... a rubber one... it was quite wobbly... It was definitely decorative... It wasn't functional. I kept on stashing it in my trailer... and I thought, 'I'm just gonna put it in her hand luggage when she goes to the airport and maybe that'll somehow cheer us up,' so I did that…" — Kate Beckinsale, talking about the time she stashed a rubber dick in her mom's carry-on bag. Her mom had to ditch it at the airport. [Express]