Rihanna Would Like Us to Stop Riding Her Dick

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In this weekend edition of Tweet Beat, Rihanna would like Celebuzz to lube up, Kim Kardashian can't even explain, Rory Williams is dressed as an owl and Raven-Symone invites us to kindly mind our own fucking business.

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parsleymostly06
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Your pussy is too dry to be riding my dick?

Okay. Why is it when women act strong they're just acting like boorish men? I'm all for people backing off her and her standing her ground, but why does she have to use an insult that is insulting to women? Like she makes herself the man in that setup, and the offender someone who has a dry vagina. I suffer from dryness! That's not a crime!

Oh, RiRi. Oh, other women that want to be strong and sound touch and macho. You don't have to use epithets that smear your sisters. You can say:

Your cock is too limp to pleasure my box of delights.

or

I do not understand the question and will not respond to it.

or

So what?

Many, many ways to be clever and sassy and let people know to back the fuck off without sounding like a boorish woman-hating man. I hate that. Women, be strong without being a man. Masculine does not mean tough.

I don't care if she wants to hang out with Chris Brown, I do not care if she does drugs off a bald man's head, I don't care if she runs around free with her boobs hanging out. Be free, butterfly! But I DO care when she says shit that we would totally blast a man for saying. Her words there are sad, grim, pathetic.