Richard Simmons and his glistening legs were on the Late Show with David Letterman last night to talk about fitness and dieting and obese children or whatever. In a dangerously-too-flirty banter, Letterman strayed off topic and openly mocked Simmons' clothes and moist gams, which noticeably ruffled his feathers. But he had a perfect, disarming retort: Scissor kicks!
Not to sound ageist or anything, but ... what are you guys... 17. You've never seen Letterman and Simmons go at it. In fact, judging by recent appearances, I think Letterman's been auditioning Paris Hilton for the Richard Simmons spot.
And don't forget, Louisiana also invented the best fast-food franchise ever. Popeyes. So yall can suck it (yall)!