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Richard Grieco Was Epically Creepy at 21 Jump Street Premiere

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He showed up in head-to-toe leather, squatted on a prop patrol car, and hypnotized the cameras with his 1000 yard stare, making his soul the best dressed on the red carpet.

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The film's stars Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill looked dapper (although Hill probably didn't need the vest), but they were both out done by Richard Grieco, who's vitamin-deficient look was attention-stealing.

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He's "rizing": Raping with his eyes.

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Ellie Kemper needs a stylist already so she stops showing up at these things looking like an eczema cupcake.

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Aren't Brie Larson's shoes so early '90s? I just imagine them being uncovered by a customs official rifling through Linda Evangelista's suitcase while she snatches a sheer polka dot blouse out of his hands and bitchily says, "Are you going to put everything back the way you found it? My assistant folded these beautifully."

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These cocktail dresses were some of the better offerings, ladies-wise (Cobie Smulders, Sara Rue, Renee Olstead).

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The adults wore pants (Marillu Henner, Niecy Nash, Sela Ward).

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While Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Mackinlee Waddell didn't look their personal best, it was Chelsea Rendon's hot pink lace monstrosity that was the most difficult to look at.

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