Return To Melrose Place Gratifyingly Cheesy, Mini-Skirted

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If you're were hoping the Melrose Place premiere would be cheesy, goofy and full of former residents, then your wish is granted: CW & AT&T's party - on, obvs, Melrose Place - was a total electric-guitar -blast from the past.

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Josie Bissett, the erstwhile crop-topped Jane Mancini, is really having a good time at this event.


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Will Erik Fellows be a resident of Melrose Place? He has the jacket of a Jake-style bad-boy-softie, but the sensitive jeans of an artistic Billy.


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Kelly Carlson: Ricky's called, it wants its discount Marilyn costume back.


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Here's something I want to ask Jenna Dewan and everyone else who's been squeezed into a compression dress: how do you go to the bathroom?


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I worry that, Bettie Page-style, Jessica Lucas was tricked into inadvertently sporting campy bondage-wear by some kind of modern-day Bunny Yeager.


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Okay, so I love the kind of neckline Laura (Sydney) Leighton's sporting, but it really needs to fit like a glove in order to achieve its destiny, yes?


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Daphne Zuniga's dress actually looks like something Jo could have worn in the mid-90s. Make of this what you will.


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I guess as a member of 90210 2.0, Jessica Stroup feels a natural solidarity with the residents of the Place. Is it a mark of shame, or a feeling of pride?


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Is the print on Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's dress A)animal B)mineral C)ugly?


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I guess if, like Stephanie Jacobsen, you're determined to make the most ludicrous sexyface ever, this is the place for it.


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Katie Cassidy has, at least, gotten into the spirit of the show: the spirit that makes it not only okay but necessary to wear 3" skirts to the office.

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I want to tell some of these girls that if they keep making that serious overthetop sexy face, their faces are going to freeze that way.