Alert alert alert this is not a drill: reports are swirling that Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with a fetus she created with Ryan Gosling.

The source on this? Anonymous. As seen on Radar, word comes to us from a rando who talked to Ok! magazine. So: Large grain of salt. But the source says it's a dream come true and they are so happy and blah blah blah. Beautiful lovechild imminent. Time to drink all of your Notebook dreams away.

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