Renesmee Debuts In New Twilight Breaking Dawn Stills, "Renesmee" Still Not A Name

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For those of you who care, a pretty little girl named Mackenzie Foy makes her debut in the Twilight canon as Renesmee Cullen, daughter of vampire-ized Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in the new Entertainment Weekly, which features all manner of awkward stills for your consumption. Don't you wish you could e-tro (electronically introduce :DDD) Foy to child-star-made-good role models Emma Watson, Jodie Foster and Drew Barrymore and call it a day? [The Mary Sue]

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The Amazon Coven is just too much. I mean, I am happy that WOC are being represented, although to what degree I don't know since I haven't read the books. Maybe they are typical Hollywood tokenism, I don't know. But those outfits. OMG. How stupid and offensive. Everyone else is wearing modern, chic fashion. But the WOC are put in costumes that are supposed to represent some sort of Disney Pocahontas-style nativism—an actual attempt at real native garb from whatever region they are supposed to hail would never actually be attempted, of course. It isn't seXXXy enough. Wowwy wow. I wonder wth costume people/directors are even thinking when they do that shit.