Remember we were all like, OMG Harry Potter + pubic hair = traumatizing reveleation? The trekkie-pedophiles at Entertainment Weekly disagree and um they're kinda winning us over? Although he will never make us swoon with shame the way Roger Dodger kid did. What's his name? God he's hot. Did we just say that? UPDATE! Weird coincidence: 21-year-old Wonkette editor Alex Pareene, who loves the Replacements maybe more than us (almost as sexy as Paul Westerberg! And almost as inappropriate to contemplate sleeping with!) shares the Potter birthday of July 23. This can only mean one thing: beware the youngster born on the Cancer-Leo cusp. And yes, astrology is for real. You heard it here first. [EW]