- American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal‘s sprawling Brentwood home. It’s got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin’ pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.
- Reese should cross-stitch a little sign to hang on the temple door that says, “Reese’s peace is (right here).” [Bloginity]
- Witherspoon’s new neighbors include Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady and Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger. [Bloginity]
- “I remember when I was younger, driving around New York with my mom and going to auditions. I’d be like, ‘Mom drive us by the hookies!’ Hookers. I called them hookies … “But now I feel like New York is so safe. I can walk down the street by myself.”—Kirsten Dunst, on walking around New York City. Girlfriend, you’re in your twenties! You better be walking down the street by yourself. [I’m Not Obsessed]
- A photog filed a police report against Halle Berry‘s beau Olivier Martinez, who might have gotten a little surly and also maybe backed into the photog’s car? Whoopsie. [E Online]
- OMG there are SO MANY Kardashians! You have to be some kind of multi-tasking genius to keep up with them, let alone be them. [NY Times]
- Helen Mirren used to want to be Brigitte Bardot. “But I was just a small and plump English girl with spots. Then I had a French boyfriend called Jean-Louis with whom I’m still friends.” Seems like everything worked out for her in the end. [Showbiz Spy]
- Britney Spears is hooking up with all kinds of British underground beatsmiths to make her new record. [The Sun]
- Ryan Phillippe and Jenna Dewan are going to be in an action/thriller/adventure/explosions movie about a diamond heist. [Just Jared]
- Spiderman sent Conan O’Brien flowers, but not for romantic reasons. [NY Post]
- Tiger Woods has discovered that he isn’t perfect! [Showbiz Spy]
- Katy Perry wore three different outfits when she saluted the troops, including a two-piece American flag bikini thing. [Just Jared]
- Dita von Teese can’t figure out why people think she’s such an “overtly sexual” person when she just does her burlesque thing and doesn’t make sex tapes. Who are these people? Most people I know just think she’s overtly fashionable/covertly sent from the 1940s. [Ask Men]
- Remember how Demi Lovato punched backup dancer Alex Welch? You can see photos of Welch’s black eye now. Don’t worry—it’s not gruesome. [TMZ]
- Mischa Barton used to be afraid of men. Then she dated Cisco Adler, who somehow proved to her that men were okay people, too. [Contact Music]
- Lily Allen made her first public appearance since losing her baby. It was for a Miu Miu store opening. [Showbiz Spy]
- Rihanna says she wish she’d left Chris Brown sooner than she did. [Contact Music]
- Sofia Coppola doesn’t ask her director dad for filmmaking advice anymore. She does still ask him for cookie recipes, though. [Contact Music]
- Chelsea Clinton spins? Oh, as in “spin class” spins, not DJing. But if she does become a DJ, should should change her name to Clin-TRON. [NY Post]>
- Lady Gaga, Alicia Keys and Usher can’t tweet about their Grammy nominations because of their digitally deadness. [NY Post]
- Ugly Betty actor Michael Brea‘s been arraigned on second-degree murder charges for killing his mom. [NY Post]
- Kate Bosworth showed her maternal side when caring for the eight-month-old baby who appears in Warrior’s Way. For its part, the baby showed its baby side. [Fox]
- A “mini-tsunami” washed out Andre Balazs‘s book-signing party down at the Art Basel DIY Craft Fair and Rodeo in Miami. You’re all wet, Andre! Ha. [NY Post]
- DJ extraordin-hair Pauly D took a 12-hour sabbatical from GTL to get some tattoos honoring his friend. Looks like he got a cross, a clown-Jesus, and a Mary. [TMZ]
- Kanye West wants his woman to be “super-dope, super-fresh, super-smart and not overwhelmed” by career things. So many demands! Do you fit his description? Tweet him! [Bossip]
- Wanna see a preview of the historic Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin camping experience? No? Here’s a link anyway, in case you change your mind later. [US]
- Suge Knight is wanted! For a suspended license, nothing major. [TMZ]
- Heidi Montag‘s mom Darlene Egelhoff is in super-debt and has to ask her bionic daughter for money, looks like. [Radar]
- Mark Zuckerberg and the Facebooks dined on Ozzy Osbourne-themed foods as part of some bacchanalian social networking festival. Most of the food names—the Close My Black Eye Peas Forever Cakes, and the Over the Mountain Country Mashers—are just trying too damned hard. [TMZ]
- The trailer’s out for Mel Gibson‘s biopic, The Beaver. You can watch him talk to a beaver puppet. It’s only slightly better than listening to him scream and yell on a phone recording. [TMZ]
- Anna Wintour needed glasses to watch the new Nicole Kidman movie, Rabbit Hole. The Post is pointing this out to say ANNA WINTOUR IS OLD, which is dumb, because glasses are for kids of all ages. [NY Post]
- Dannii Minogue says she felt like Kylie Minogue‘s “fat, ugly sister” when she moved to the UK from Australia, because Kyliemania had swept the nation but Danniimania hadn’t. [Contact Music]
- Hilary Duff went shopping. [Just Jared]
- Blake Lively also went shopping. [Just Jared]
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