The Real Housewives of New York, Bravo's new reality show set to premiere next week, aired today for some reason, and it looks like it might be even more addicting than The Real Housewives of Orange County. There are five women this time, four of whom live on the Upper East Side and "summer" in the Hamptons. The fifth, Alex, is from Kansas and lives an "alternative" lifestyle involving a multimillion dollar townhouse in [gasp!] Brooklyn, and chooses to spend her Augusts in St. Barths. But it's her metrosexual husband, Simon, who interests us the most. The two are BFFs, and are attached at the hip. They get pedicures together and "wouldn't dream" of going shopping for clothes without one another. We know that he's foreign and all, but you know that line about how it's so hard to find a man because they are all either gay, straight or taken? This guy is probably two of those three. But we'll leave it up to you to decide. Clip above.