We work out some family issues in today's best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Oprah's "Big Family Secret" Revealed:
And YOU get a sister and YOU get a sister and YOU get a sister! Siblings forrrrrr everyone!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to What The Hell Is A "Fairytale Wedding" Anyhow?:
I like to go by the Grimms Fairytale Wedding" standards, which will of course involve my sisters dancing to death in heated iron shoes, my stepmother being boiled alive with serpents and vipers, and my best male friend will savagely rip himself in two out of envy.
What? This is MY DAY, dammit!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Las Vegas Tourist Wants Refund For "Tragic" Sex Act:
While he still had the police on the phone he complained that he paid for 5 grams of coke but is pretty sure he only got 4 1/2.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over:
Of course I want a child. I hear they're delicious.
• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over:
Sonja Morgan's recipe for English Muffin Pizza:
Have the chauffeur drive the house manager to the market.
Have the house manager purchase English muffins, a jar of pizza sauce and sliced mozzarella
Have the chauffeur drive the house manager and the groceries home.
Have the house manager deliver the groceries to the cook.
Have the cook split the English muffins and then top each half with a little sauce and a slice of cheese and toast until hot and bubbly.
Have the butler plate the pizza on the everyday china and have him deliver it on a tray to you.
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