Best Comment Of The Day in response to Adultery Website Founder Wants Your Respect, You Whore:

Now that he's taught women how to cheat, what will he teach us next? I, for one, have been dying to learn what all about this "math" business is about.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to A Brief History Of The Bump Watch:

Of course we watch. It's uterUS, not uterYOU

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Angelina Denies 7th Kid Is On The Way:

Since we're talking about dicks and a kilted James McAvoy, remember those mirror-plated shoes Jez wrote about a while back? Um, I need a pair. In case he and I are ever walking side by side, I uh, well, I just really think those shoes would look good on me.


Best Comment Of The Day in response to 4-Year-Old Girl Treks Through Snow To Save Family After Car Accident:

Remember: In a crisis, keep calm and Carrion.

Averie good piece of advice, that.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lady Gaga's Preachy New Self-Acceptance Dance Single Has Arrived:


The evergreen population, so long overlooked in modern society, is thrilled to finally be recognized in a song about diversity and acceptance and empowerment.

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