It's hard to find humor in a news story about a woman using a 10-inch kitchen knife to sever her husband's penis, but leave it to DrunkExpatWriter to find a way. :
Police just think it was a 10 inch knife. Actually, it was more like six inches.
Short on words, long on humor. Bravo, sir.
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