We're positive that you'll enjoy today's best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to College Dorms Should Just Take Gender Out Of The Equation: "I think it is more important to keep the English Majors evenly distributed for better access to drugs and alcohol. "
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Lindsay Gets Stopped By Cops On Late Night Drive: "So Gaga wears metal corsets at the airport, snorts cocaine occasionally, wears stilts and giant heels while performing, but is afraid of her cell phone?"
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Parents Introduce A New Kind Of Sex Party:
I didn't want to find out I was pregnant next to a toilet, for goodness sake, so I peed on a stick, sealed it in an envelope, had a friend take it to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, invited 200 of my nearest and dearest to climb to the top of Mt. Rainier with me, and waited for the Choir's voices to fill the heavens with the message that it was positive or negative. Sadly, it was negative. Wonder what I'll do next month.
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