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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Miley Cyrus Gets Dreamy New Tattoo:

Miley ought to just make an entire tacky souvenir tattoo collection out of it: a snow globe on the other side of her torso, a rabbit foot for her ankle, a bobble head on her thigh, and the words “My mom went to Graceland and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” on her ass.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to First Look From On The Road: Kristen Stewart And Garrett Hedlund Put Faces To Iconic Names:

But are they being coached on how to speak without punctuation?

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Three More Planned Parenthood “Sting” Videos Released:

I think it’s an absolute travesty that conservatives are going after Planned Parenthood so hard. As previously stated, Planned Parenthood does so much more than provide abortion services. When I was both uninsured and underinsured, I went to Planned Parenthood for all of my gynecological exams, as well as to get birth control because they were the only place I could afford. I was always treated with kindness and dignity.

By restricting women’s access to Planned Parenthood, they are not only restricting women’s access to abortion services, but to basic healthcare procedures that women have a right to receive. How any woman can get behind this bill and these inane “investigations” is beyond my wildest comprehension.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sarah And Bristol Palin’s Adventures In Self-Branding:

Also Coming Soon: Surveyor’s Mark Earrings.

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