Reader Roundup: Madonna Works Out A New Way To Find Boy Toys

You express yourselves quite nicely in today’s best comments.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Bizarre Man Ends Bizarre 60-Day Potato Diet:

‘Taters gonna ‘tate.

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Boehner’s Staff Pals Around With Anti-Choice Terrorists:

This is a baffling alliance. All of my friends and my abortions have been directly caused by Boehners.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Teachers To Protest Outside Ladymag Tower:

Making Cathie Black chancellor of NYC schools is like making Sarah Palin ambassador to Russia because of the view from her front porch.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Peek Inside Madonna’s New Madonna-Centric Gym:

This is nothing more than a farm for Madge’s potential boyfriends. It makes perfect pragmatic sense in a way, like growing your own vegetables, or Charlie Sheen owning a brothel.

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Peek Inside Madonna’s New Madonna-Centric Gym:

She’s going to find it hard to Justify My Lunge, but I Cherish the thought of her asking me to Take A Bow over and over until I’m pushed over my Borderline.

• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to Peek Inside Madonna’s New Madonna-Centric Gym:

Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
Going the distance on a running machine.

Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean
Can’t believe what they have seen

Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Look at them, they’re over there!

*gets coat*

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