Today's best comments are all winners.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Man Sues After Female Coworker Slaps his Ass:
"You should be delighted", Check. "Too sensitive", Check. "I don't mean anything by it", Check. Damn, I'm just missing a "You'll miss it if they stop doing it" and I win Sexual Harassment Bingo!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Maine's War Over Whoopie Pies:
Maryland's state dessert, the Smith Island Cake, laughs at Maine's single layer of icing.
(See reply for 12 layers of superiority.)
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to How To Marry A Millionaire?:
THEN: "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
NOW: "I speculate to accumulate a future mate."
Reminder: Rather than emailing us your daily comment nominations, we'd like you to submit them in the tips box at the top of the page. So send us your nominations via that box — complete with the outstanding comment's URL — and tag your nomination #cotd. (Replying to a comment with "#cotd" does not work.) From here on out, we'll mine through the brilliance via the Comment of the Day tag page.
Use #trollpatrol to report comments that you feel the editors/mods should be aware of. Try not to respond to/approve/promote trollish comments in the threads — instead, just post the comment on the #trollpatrol page, the same way you'd post a comment on #groupthink or on the #cotd page, and the editors/mods will take care of it.
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