Reader Roundup: Darling It's Better, Down Where It's Wetter, Take It From Me

Today’s best comments will have you singing “Under the sea.”

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Britons Looking For Bieber More Than Gaga: “Is he grabbing his crotch in that picture? Maybe trying to find out if his balls have dropped?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to World Cup-Predicting Octopus Is Right, And German Fans Want Him Dead: “Wait a sec, Paul is an octopus? I thought the walrus was Paul.” You say: “The undersea garden to which they invited you to accompany them belongs to Paul.” And: “I thought Paul was a Beatle.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to This Summer’s Must-Have Accessory Is A Certain Type Of Human Being:

“I’m sorry, we can’t be friends anymore.”
“What, why?”
“Your gay clashes with my wardrobe. I need a spring gay and you’re totally a winter.”

Reminder: Writing “COTD” after a comment is discouraged. If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at [email protected].