We take these witticisms to be today's best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to We Get It, You Hate Your Kids:
As long as you don't murder them or turn them into psychos, I genuinely don't care about how you feel about your kids.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Craigslist Poster Explains Her Quest For Platonic Love:
You know, we're so quick to tell people how to fix their problems nowadays.
Mental illness? Take a pill, get some therapy. Bad childhood? Work through it, find peace. No one likes you? Lose weight, get a hobby, learn how to flirt.
We spend so much time trying to make everyone "normal" now - which is noble in certain ways, giving people on the fringes of society a chance at a mainstream life.
But in another way, we've become so damn judgmental.
I applaud this woman for living outside the status quo. We should all be so brave.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Elizabeth Edwards Cut John Out Of Her Will:
"And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye."
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Nicole Kidman Tells Jennifer Aniston She Prayed For A Man:
New York's hottest club is Arquette! It's got everything: Washed-up Dewies, worms, bloody noses, former Friends, DRangers (drunk Lone Rangers), wobbly incoherents and dwarfs!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Woman Accepts Wedding Proposal For $1 On Groupon:
Is this guy special or something? usually this kind of offers are free. Dana is a sucker if she pays.
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