Thirsty Thursday! Let us drink and be merry, for the best and worst comments of the day have been chosen!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 11 Weird And/Or Terrifying Mannequins: "I always appreciate the perpetually bent-over mannequins they have at Forever 21. For one, it provides a little comedic relief in what is usually an otherwise miserable situation, but also because it shows me exactly how a particular garment will fit me after three gin and tonics." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Baseball Player To Marry Woman He Spotted In Stands: "If this hadn't worked out, could we have called this Crap Sports Equipment from a Dude?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to High-School Teacher Removes Student's Picture From Every Single Yearbook: "So I'm sure this adviser would also never allow the phrase "high school is the best time of your life", either."
Special Mention Frightening Jpegs: Here, here and all over that thread! Thanks! (We think.)
Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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