{Movie voiceover guy} In a world. Full of uncertainty. You can always. Count on. The best comments of the day!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Man Seeks "Secret Of Female Grace"; Finds It In Other Men: "Definition of feminine beauty, my ass. No, really, look in the dictionary. There'll be a picture of me, mooning you." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Crap Email From A Dude: The Philanderer's Wisdom:

You lack confidence.
You drink too much.
You are selfish.
You are miserable.
You are depressed.
You are fat.
You are uneducated.
You are angry.
You lack social skills.
You aren't up on current events.

This is constructive criticism, and should serve as a helpful tool.


And! "It just screams 'Please touch my penis again. Please.'" And last but not least!
"Broken sentences
Always read like a haiku
Asshole poetry?"


Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.

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