Reader Roundup

Today’s best comments: The sun shines out of their behinds!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Selling Safe Sex: “Well, now we know what Waldo’s money shot looks like up close.” And! “You know all the sperms around guitar sperm are just thinking ‘Christ, Gary always brings that stupid goddamn thing out when we go scrotum camping.'” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Yoga, And Other Things We Don’t Want To Do Naked: “Nude Subway? Brings a whole new meaning to $5 footlongs!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to How The Hell Am I Supposed To Dress In This Weather?: “S…Spri-ing? Spring? Am I pronouncing that right? Here in Houston we have summer, pollentimes, and OMG DON’T EVEN LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IT IS BELOW 32 DEGREES. I just wear bandaids over my nipples and a pair of uggs. Maybe a cute hair clip if I’m going somewhere fancy.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to World’s Worst Business-To-Business Ad: “Well, I suppose this is one way to improve shitty reception.” And! “Not in my backdoor. I mean, yard.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to North Korea’s Glorious Leader Now Fashion Icon, Says North Korea’s Glorious Leader:

Haircut: $30 from a barber specializing in Midwestern lesbian haircuts of 1992
Taupe leisure suit: $5 from Goodwill
Glasses: 2 hours of listening to your grandma talk about corns and Ronald Reagan before she gives them to you along with a hard candy and half-empty bottle of handsoap
Putting the ill in Kim Jong-Il style? Priceless.

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