Tuesday's best comments: They're alive!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Adorable Bunnies Campaign For Emergency Contraception: "Now you just know we're going to hear a rebuttal from Elmer Fudd slut-shaming these wascally wabbits." You add: "HUHUHUHHHUHUH... be vewwwwyyyy qwiet... I'm denying bunnies cotwaception...." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Coming Soon: Sarah Palin On Discovery: "I can see it already. Sarah is sprawled out on a beach, plastic shovel in hand. Her hair (and possibly extensions) blowing in the wind as she scoops up a pile of sand and gingerly deposits it into her plastic pail with the title of her show clearly plastered on it, —Palin For Love." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Lindsay To Collaborate With Ed Hardy; Boy George Believes In Comfy Shoes:
Lindsay Lohan and Christian Audigier fussed over their creation. It was already one in the morning; the rain pattered dismally against the panes of the abandoned loft in the meatpacking district, and Lindsay's cigarette was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, they saw the dull yellow eye of the handbag open.
You add: "And then, in a moment of poetic irony, it ate their faces."
Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at email@example.com.
Meetups? Use the meetup tag page!
Oh! My God! I Miss You" />