We made it through another week, and the best comments are the cherry on the sundae of Friday. Or something. Super-funny stuff ahead!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to TGIF: "And on the 8th day, God had leftovers. And behold, it was good!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Breast Intentions: The Times is in London/They hate France/They want to see Carla's underpants." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to What Type Of Bitch Are You?: "Apparently, I'm a lot of different bitches, so I guess I'm a mutt." And!
Types of Britches
1) too tight they give me creases britches
2) artfully holey I paid 100$ for these britches
3) real holey I got these at the thrift store britches
4) I only wear these on wash day britches
5) too short but I still wear them britches
6) high waisted can anyone wear these but a fashion model britches
7)too big for my britches
8) these make my ass look great britches
9) I will never wear these but I have to keep them in my closet because my mom gave them too me britches
10) I love these and want to wear them all day every day britches
11) britches that smell like the Italian food I ate last night
12) britches with cat hair on them
13) Coke britches (a lindsey lohan favorite)
14) MC hammer britches
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Reality Bites: "And that's the news from my pants. Where all of the anesthesia is strong, all of the doctors are good looking, and all the penises are below average."
Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at email@example.com.
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