Today's best comments have that look in their eyes.

Best Comment of The Day, in response to Social Cues: "Not content to just smize, Tyra introduces her new look smear, in which she smiles with her eyes and shows fear at the same time. Smear on, Tyra. Smear on. " • Best Comment of The Day, in response to Like A Moth To Flame: "The candelabra is a goth's anwer to a zippo or bic." And! "Later, when Naomi asked for the time, Joaquin produced a grandfather clock from his breast pocket." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Next Anti-Choice Target: Miscarriage: "If I were a female fetus in Utah, I would try to hold off being born as long as possible to hold on to what few rights I had." • Best Comment of the Day, in response to Locker-Room Mentality Breeds Sexist Idiots, ESPN Fakes Outrage:

"Quick, ESPN, give me a job! I can say this on-air: Tony Kornheiser is in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. He's got on a red blazer and a catholic school striped tie ... way too colorful for somebody in his 50s or maybe early 60s by now. ... He's got on a typically very, very plain shirt. His blazer is so bright that even he had to wear sunglasses to keep himself from getting blinded. Who dressed him? His grandmother from Boca?... I know he's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Tony Kornheiser ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... He's what I would call a blind woman's fantasy at this point."

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