Reader Roundup

It may be cold outside, but these comments are hotter than the Devil dancing on Georgia asphalt:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Rush Limbaugh: “I’m A Huge Supporter Of Women”: “I know what movement he speaks of: Every time he opens his mouth, a turd falls out.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “It Was…The Toilet Paper!”: “See, this is why I mill my own toilet paper from mature birch trees and angel’s tears. Sure, it’s more work, but my ass is worth it. Happy Rump Day!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Meter, Paul & Hairy: “Is that a moleskine notebook he’s holding? Is tomorrow’s Dirt Bag going to be full of Pauly D’s poetry?

Gym, tanning, laundry
Creeping on chicks in Jersey
It’s hard to be me.”

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at [email protected].